Crispy Fries and Fresh Lemons with a Smile
I am a student by profession with the hobby of waiting tables. Nothing makes me happier than bringing you your food with a grin above my chin! If you desire crispy French-fries let me know because I love hitting the “crispy” button in the computer. My favorite is extra lemon for your iced tea! I can cut lemons all day. Before we open I cut them all morning because it’s my favorite opening duty. I’m there for you whenever you need a recommendation. Depending on whether you want something hot or cold, filling or light, sandwich or steak we’ll play the guessing game until you’ve chosen exactly what your in the mood for. You are my boss and I look forward to serving you well.
Each turn of the table you change your outfit and with that become a totally new person, but whomever you are I always respect you just the same. The businessmen, the family, the rowdy church group, you all want the same thing: great food with expert service and no matter who you are I treat you the same in every way. I am not nice to you because you are paying me; I’m not nice because my manager is watching me, but instead because I like people and I like being nice. It’s just so much nicer to be nice. After all just like most other servers I became a waiter because I enjoy being around people and I like bringing people joy. And in a restaurant, joy = great eats.
I don’t necessarily want any children but they sure are fun to wait on! Give them some “moose juice” a.k.a Honey Lime Vinaigrette dressing and tell them that if they’re good you’ll bring them into the back to see the moose. Sometimes they even swear they saw the moose! Booster seats always boost their egos too!
One of my favorite things to do is recite the specials. I feel especially warm inside when you pretend to be interested in said specials, which I recite with excitement. But fear not if you do not know how the Puppy Drum is prepared, or what Puppy Drum even is for that matter because before Dan, the head Chef, told me this morning, I had no idea what it was either.
No matter what you order or how you order it I am not going to run back and make fun of you. You are the guest and should feel free to get whatever you want without fear of me judging you, because I wont do it. After all, if I went into a doctor’s office I wouldn’t expect him to judge me for not knowing what Hemochromatosis is and how to cure it. Now granted I’m no doctor, but I hope you can see where I’m coming from. Plus it’s simply not my belief that you should have to worry about impressing me. Personally I think you should save that for your date! May I suggest the Puppy Drum, which is a moist yet flaky fish, which is mildly sweet in flavor, tonight served in a lemon butter sauce. Dine Away!
